are you straight?

Are you Straight? These people certainly are!

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students first hand job experience

Come on!! Either Gale Rose who wrote this article, or maybe whoever did the header, must have known what they were doing with this headline.

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sex dolls

I've nicked this from one of my niece's (Hi Hayley) Facebook posts, as l found it pretty funny.

Remember - the sex dolls are coming!

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sinkholes - sucked to death

Once again, it may be my dirty mind, but l reckon the TV producers of this series are having a laugh with the title.

Either that or they overheard us guys joking about being sucked to death in Amsterdam a few years ago, when we saw a dazed and confused guy being assisted to his feet by the police, looking very skinny and on his last legs.

But happy.

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the sex robots are coming

A documentary about how the sex robots are on their way.

About bleeding time, even if it did feature some very sad individuals!

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scrotox

Here's breakthrough for all the men reading (or a special gift for that man in your life).
Scrotum area looking too wrinkled? Fear not! Here's the solution!
Scrotox!!!!
Yes - you read that correctly - SCROTOX.
Make the scrotum in your life smoother, larger, and with the added bonus that it will hang lower. What's not to like?
For more information - look here.
Send your money off now.

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jimmy savile jokes and references before his death

Some excellent, near the knuckle (for the lawyers at least) Jimmy Savile jokes on 'Have I Got News For You' in 1992, plus a banned Johnny Lydon interview with Vivienne Goldman at the BBC in 1978.





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strange japanese poster

I'm pretty sure l have put this up before, but if so, it's still worth repeating.

A very strange Japanese (I'm guessing) poster. As for what is being advertised, who on earth knows (unless you can read the script underneath).

If it's for a show, l bet it was pretty unusual and 'challenging', but l would still be interested in seeing it.

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will young - masterbation record holder

I can't say l'm much of a fan of Will Young's music, but he's gone up in my estimation with the straight faced way he answered the question of what world record he would like to break (on daytime TV).
"The amount of times l can mastebate in a day" - six is his record apparently.
The presenter looks pretty unsure of how to proceed, while Geri Halliwell just cracks up completely.
Splendid stuff, and something to aim for (ffnnaaarr).
From here.



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spanking machines

I've got a friend who may be interested in buying one of these. Designs (or ideas) for Spanking Machines, from the 1930's and 1940's.

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the sun newspaper apologises for upskirt photograph, plus news reports of charlotte church becoming a big girl

I got this story from (as you can tell) Graham Linehan's Twitter feed, but it's well worth sharing. 

It reminds me of the time when (I think it was in The Daily Star, but l could be wrong)  had shocked and disgusted type stories about Brass Eye's (hilarious) spoof programme about paedophiles, while featuring a 15 year old  Charlotte Church on the opposite page, who was now 'A big girl'. Obviously nothing to do with the fact that she was attractive and had developed breasts, as that would have been hypocritical and sick. 

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my kind of tv

This looks like it's going to be my kind of programme. The warning stating that it contains scenes of drug use, violence, and of a sexual nature.
Bring it on!

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nigella talks dirty (again)

I've featured this clip before, but what the Hell - it's Christmas, and it's funny.
Nigella Lawson talks dirty.

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strange chinese poster and text - bums and cocks

I have absolutely no idea what this picture and text is meant to represent, but it amuses me anyway.
Found on this blog.

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photographing lunatics with hugh diamond

At one time, the study of physiognomy was widespread, and one of the early pioneers in photography, doctor Hugh Welch Diamond, took photographs of his patients at the Women's Surrey County Lunatic Asylum between 1848 - 1858, hoping that they may be helped on the way to recovery by looking at their own photographs, realising and discussing how they presented themselves.
Of course we realise now that it is nonsense, but it was taken seriously for a long time, and let's face it, most people judge others within seconds by the way they look and present themselves (including me).
Here are some photographs of some of the ladies, and one of Mr Diamond himself.
Rather sadly, although Mr Diamond may have been a fine, upstanding example of morality, looking at some of the women, l would put good money on the fact that they would have been physically and sexually abused, probably outside in the community before entering the asylum or while they were incarcerated within it.
A cynical view?  Maybe, but a correct one in my estimation.
For more information about this, and some more photographs, go here.

Here's Mr Diamond, and below are some of the women. 

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the secret homosexual handshake

Praise the Good Lord that we have people such as Mike Huckabee to prevent us all turning (he would probably say backsliding) and batting for the other side.
No wonder l have ended up in the past performing unnatural acts with gay men in toilets, and have seriously been thinking about changing my sexuality to full on homo.
Maybe there is a God after all - Hallelujah! I am now saved!!.

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the peta advert in nottingham

This PETA advert outside Notts County's football ground has been taken down after one day, due to complaints that it was indecent.  PETA said it was the only billboard of this type in the country, and 'they were presented with a suitable space', but l guess it has already served its purpose by gaining worldwide publicity, well beyond the usual reach of that advertising site.
So well done to all at PETA, a clever idea, and magnificent manipulation of the media (and yes, l know l am also acting as a tool (fnaar) for them and adding to the publicity).

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the columbian womens cycling new outfit

The new Columbian Womens Cycling outfit / kit.
Calm down at the back, it only looks see through, but the designer must be taking the piss, and l bet he (for it is bound to be a he) can't believe he has got away with it.
Tweeted here.

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sucking off dogs for quavers

Now this is a headline you don't see every day, but how the dog manages to equip himself with Quavers in the first place is anyone's guess.

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president putin butt plug

A President Putin butt plug!!
Available to buy here.
Genius!

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